Run Date: 06/04/2006
Hares: Blah Blah, Love Bite
Run Report: Love Bite
The #849th run of the P2H3 was south of the city a mere 10km to Preak Thmei, close to the spot of Chinese New Year hash, a clear favorite of Blah Blah. Hares were Blah Blah and Love Bite (on her maiden hare) who mercifully set a shortish 7km course, taking pity on those brave swimmers & kayakers who crossed the Mekong for the annual Mekong River Swim that morning (incidentally, an event crazy enough to be started by P2H3 10 years ago).
The departure was overseen by a gaggle of nuns, with FRB’s Ikea, Nora Petty, Rubbed Raw & Runs Well leading us down the many sneakily- marked false trails. The pack wound back and forth, crossing and recrossing the same path which the walkers took on the straight and narrow through the woods, then bashed through the shiggy* and the flower fields. Clearly, there were opportunities for blatant shortcutting by Blitzkrieg & Flip Flop along with virgins Makenzi Travis & Marleen Schiereck. At the Halfway was a downdown of tequila jello shooters homemade by Love Bite in full Martha Stewart Mode. The rain started pouring, and the rest of the run was blissfully cool and a bit tipsy as the tequila did its job.
An Erection took place in the circle, with Blah Blah being erected as the new Grand Master to fill the spot of Black Out’s lamented departure. The Religious Advisor position to fill Blah Blah place is now up for the taking, a heated race which will surely bring controversy and perhaps a few impassioned emails from Tokyo Joe on the subject. Virgins were were rampant, and Julia Fesenberg, Makenzi Travis, Douglas Gillison, Jacklyn Fernandez, Marleen Schiereck, Minh Trinh, Paul Reynaldo, & Scott Bales were indoctrinated into hash rituals with a down down, many of whom were repeatedly punished for drinking with the right hand. Hash Choirmaster Leaking Duck led the chants swinging the hash, um, “linga baton”, which was ceremonially placed in the circle afterwards and offered a potty of beer to appease the gods.
The end of the circle got a little hazy, but hash snaps reveal that the On On BBQ at Blah Blah and Yap Yap’s house in honor of Blackout and Insider’s lamented departure to Jakarta featured the superb Dan’s Meats sausages and buckets of green stuff for the veggies in the group. Bronco Buster regaled all with tales from the Perth Interhash (in her stylish, distinctly un-hashlike garden dress) and flourished a magic top hat retrieved in Perth that was stolen from P2H3 years ago by a rival hash. The meaning of the hat, like much that evening, remains a bit fuzzy. BB, any insight? Tokyo Joe started a music-less tango which ended when the beer was spilled (shame shame) and we all rolled home and collapsed into a food coma. On on to hash run #850…
