The aubergine, official vegetable of the Phnom Penh Hash, was presented by Tokyo Joe to the Mighty Quinn of Saigon Hash House Harriers on the auspicious occasion of the 850th running of the P2H3. In the photo, Festering Chronic Masturbator looked on in awe (see below). The run was held in Can Tho, Vietnam as a joint run with the SH3. The Vietnamese aubergine is a poor cousin to the Cambodian aubergine, being green, small and lacking any bulbous protruberances. It was a poor replacement to the original, which was held up in a quarantine shed at the Phnom Den border crossing.
Sadly the traditional secret ritual, followed by cooking it into a curry and serving it to the victim, did not take place, as time did not permit. The bow-tie tarted it up a bit however.
“God Save Our Aubergine” was sung to close the event in a ceremony that was both simple, yet dignified.
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