Date: 25/1/2009
Hares: Organ Piper (running), Souny (walking)
Run Report: Blah Blah
And the hare did declare “do not looketh at yonder cow, for it will become enraged”. Yet some of the pack could not help but marvel at her beautiful eyelashes and curvaceous thighs and did cast meaningful glances in their lust. And the cow did chaseth them in her fury, for the suitors were not pleasant to behold. [Hops 13:10]
Koh Tom, which is Sanskrit for ‘almost Vietnam’, was the venue for the run set by the enigmatic French master of organs, Organ Piper. Organ Piper and Souny have many talents such as ensuring organs are free of sediment and are well blown, and it wasn’t these skills they chose to employ as the pack found itself on the attractive island.
The run itself was divided into two parts. One consisted of 5% of the run and the other 70-80% depending on when hashers decided to short cut towards the cacophony which marked the start, the finish and the half way (for want of better terminology).
Herring Choker and Dutchie showed some disturbing signs of having been training during the week instead of quaffing and managed to spend much of the hash at the fore. Milky Discharge also had a slightly disturbing sense of fitness, all the more concerning given his current lack of employment that should provide him with ample couch time to work on his girth. At least Leaking Duck had the good sense to look hot whilst our foreign spy from Tajikistan, Sleeping Booty, managed somehow to retain that ‘fresh as a Pamir daisy/ deodorant advertisement’ look despite being on flat land for the first time in her life.
There were several encounters of the bovine kind, one of which a virgin bravely defused by batting his eyelashes at the beast which drove it into a frenzy, snapping its rope and charging down the hapless virgin. Our virgin managed to get clear and hence the day was saved.
The circle at the end of the run was hard work to say the least. The Chinese New Year party, 20 metres away with the compulsory banks of stacked speakers, meant that GM Blah Blah had to bellow with even greater force than usual. Still, down downs were managed for the Chinese New Year and Australia Day as well. RA Flaccido Domingo harangued the hash whilst Hash Cash Leaking Duck stood in as Choir Master.
In all Koh Tom is a pleasant, if distant land. The pack piled onto the small ferry in such a fashion that a casual observer would think he was in Bangladesh, and off we went into the fading light. After a quick check of the dual, long-distance fuel tanks held a sufficient level of dead dinosaurs and ferns, the trucks departed for the long trip home and the promise of Québécoise cuisine at Flavours. And as the sun departed and the trucks rumbled off, the distance echo of the pack hung on the light breeze, “are we there yet?”